New Beginnings...: Taking The Dog For a Walk

(please ignore my porky pig-ness, tripping over my words)

Landen's Funny Phrases

Daddy: "Oh!! Gross, Landen!!"
Landen: "Don't worry daddy, it was just a toot. There' s no poop in your lap."

"Mommy, can I have some Pofo Cups?" (Cocoa Puffs)

"My blankets not working!"

"Chuck E Cheese, here we come!"

"Where Muno go? She's hiding again. I can't find her!!"

"My nose is sticky"

"I tooted. Pew!"

"Nasty!"

"My name is Yanden. I have a talent!" (learned this from Yo Gabba Gabba)

Landen: "Tum on mommy, tum play wiff me"
Mommy: "Landen, I would love to but mommy has to get ready for work."
Landen: "No mommy, not git ready! Sit down! Time out!"
Mommy: Landen, what do you want for dinner?
Landen: Umm....chicken nuggets and eggs and beans aaaannnnd beans and fries and macaroni and corn aaaannnnnd toast and fish sticks aaaaannnd chicken nuggets!

[Telling me about his day at daycare] "I poop pants at Yerrel's house!"

[At the zoo, looking at the monkey exhibit] "Look mommy! Pink butt!"

"Wenny-eight, wenny-nine, wenny-TEN!"

[While putting on a pair of pajamas with basketballs, footballs and soccer balls on them] "Mommy! I got balls!"

Daddy: Landen, what do you want for breakfast?
Landen: "Five pickles. One, two, three, four, five. "

"C'mon momma, fist pump!"

[Mommy sneezing] "No, Momma - stop!"

New Beginnings...

Monday, November 30, 2009

Taking The Dog For a Walk

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